|Marriage Jokes: I Invited A Friend Home For Dinner|"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a
friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go
shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like
cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then, why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor guy is thinking about getting
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