Marriage Jokes: Math Professor Gets Sick of His Wife
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It
read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years
old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able
to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I
sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the
Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll
be home before midnight. - Your Husband." When he arrived
at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows: "Dear Husband. You too are 54 years
old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the
Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the
brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily
appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times
than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
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