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Marriage Jokes:  You are NOT a bad cook....but

A newlywed is trying to console his little bride, who sprawled, dissolved in tears on the couch. "Darling" he implored, "Believe me. I never said you were a terrible cook. I merely pointed out that our garbage disposal has developed an ulcer."
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