|Marriage Jokes: Wife Died of Mushroom Poisoning|A man gets married and shortly afterwards his wife dies. A
friend tries to console him and asks, "What happened to
"She died of poison from eating mushrooms," said the
This man gets married a second time, and not long after
the marriage, this second wife dies. The same friend tries
to console the grieving husband and asks, "What happened
to your second wife?"
"She died of poison from eating mushrooms," was also the
reply from the husband.
This man takes a third wife and, not very long after the
marriage, the third wife dies.
The consoling friend asks, "What happened to your third
wife? Was it mushroom poisoning?"
The grieving husband responds, "No, she died of a broken
"A broken neck!" replies the friend.
"Yes," says the husband,
...the bitch wouldn't eat her mushrooms!"
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