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Marriage Jokes:  Efficient Obituary

A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead." The man at the newspaper said, "But for $25 you are allowed to print six words, and even with three words, the price is still $25." The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale."
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