Marriage Jokes: Efficient Obituary
A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an
obituary. She called the obituary department and
said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead." The
man at the newspaper said, "But for $25 you are allowed to
print six words, and even with three words, the price is
still $25." The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is
dead. Toyota for sale."
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