Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her
husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of
course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door
on his way to the office. At 10 a.m., the doorbell rang,
and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box
containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 p.m., a
foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates
arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.
The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come
home. "First the flowers, then the candy, and then the
dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never spent a more wonderful
Groundhog Day in my whole life!"
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