At the gates to heaven a new arrival, George noted that
there were two paths, one marked Women, and one marked
Men. He took the later path and found that it lead to two
gates.
The gate on the right had a sign that said: Men who were
dominated by their Wives. The sign on the left read: Men
who dominated their Wives. The right-hand gate had a long
line of men waiting, but there was only one scrawny little
fellow at the left-hand gate.
George, before deciding which gate to go to, went over to
the scrawny man and asked,
“Why are you at this gate?” the little fellow replied, “I
don’t know. My wife just told me to stand here.”
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