A young couple got married and went
on their honeymoon. When they got
back, the bride immediately called up
her mother.
"Well," said her mother,"so how was
the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the
honeymoon was wonderful! So
romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But,
mama, as soon as we returned, Sam
started using the most horrible
language -- things I'd never heard
before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter
words! You've got to take me
home..., "PLEASE MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm
down! You need to stay with your
husband and work this out. Now, tell
me, what could be so awful?
WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you,
mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
embarrassed, they're just too awful!
COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what
has you so upset. Tell your mother
these horrible 4-letter words!"
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Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...,
he used words like: dust, wash, iron,
and cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes,"
said the mother.
Submitted by: Anonymous
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