Marriage Jokes > Newspaper Gets More Attention Than Wife
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A Husband is reading the news paper....
The wife comes in and says "honey I love you so much"
Husband: no response...
Wife gets upset: "I wish I was a newspaper so that you
would hold me in your arms every day"
Husband: "I would LOVE it if you were a newspaper! I
could replace you every day!"
