To celebrate their silver anniversary, a couple went to
Niagara Falls and asked a motel clerk for a room. "We
only have the honeymoon suite available," she told
them.
"My wife and I've been married 25 year," the man said. "We
don't need the honeymoon suite."
"Look, buddy," replied the clerk. "I might rent you Yankee
Stadium, but you don't have to play baseball in it!"
