One night, a man's wife wakes up in the middle of the
night and finds that her husband isn't in bed. She goes
downstairs to look for him and finds him in the kitchen
sitting down at the table. He doesn't look so happy, so
she asks him "What's wrong honey?" He says, "Well, if 'I
will' is the shortest sentence, does that make 'I do' the
longest sentence?"
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