10. I stopped caring about
anniversaries when you stopped
caring about cooking.
9. Today is our what?
8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have
to celebrate together?
7. I thought we only celebrated
important events?
6. You can celebrate anniversaries
with your next husband.
5. You don't like what I pick out, so I
thought why bother.
4. I got you a present worth a dollar for
every time you were nice to me this
year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for
McDonald's.
3. If you want me to pretend like I care
about our anniversary, I will.
2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay,
okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut
ya up.
1. I thought you only had to celebrate
anniversaries while you were still in
love.
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