Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young
couple that just moved in next door
seem such a loving twosome. Every
morning, when he leaves the house,
he kisses her goodbye, and every
evening when he comes homes, he
brings her a dozen roses.
Now, why can't you do that?"
"Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly know
the girl."
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