About 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is
alone in the bed and she can hear her husband crying
uncontrollably. She gets up and starts to look for him.
He's not in the bathroom, living room, or in the kitchen.
As she passes the laundry room, she hears his faint
sniffels coming from the basement. She turns on the light
and goes downstairs to find him. Finally, she finds him
huddled in the corner, rolled up into a ball, and crying
hysterically. She runs over to him and asks why he is
crying. He says, "Do you remember when we got married
twenty (20) years ago?" She looks at him and
says, "yes". He says, "well, a couple of months before,
your dad said that I could marry you or go to jail." She
says, "I already know that. I don't see what the problem
is."
He says, " don't you see!!! I would have gotten out
today!"
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